After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked: "How did your game go? The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round ... making the comment that she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit perplexed not knowing what a "Rider" was. The second was a blonde lady who quickly chimed in and said that she had a very good round as well with 16 riders. The third lady then said that her round was average and that she only had 10 riders. The fourth lady admitted that she played the worst round of the day and that she only had 2 riders all day long. The Pro was completely confused not knowing what the term "rider" meant. But, because he didn't want to look dumb, he made a quick polite remark, wished the ladies well and then left. He then approached the bartender and asked "Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about when they refer to "Riders"?"
The bartender simply smiled and said..."A 'Rider" is when you hit a shot far enough to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
Larry goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Larry gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Larry replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Larry's head and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Larry: "Larry, how is your hearing now?" Larry says, "I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Buckeye: Cat got your tongues?
Oct 16, 2013 20:30:55 GMT -7
hitherm1: Hello hope everyone is doing good, I'm trying to start logging on more often
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John Doe: i do check the forum here for topics so feel free to check in here often.
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John Doe: looks like tuscaloosa and sht forums are down and have been down all afternoon
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John Doe: service unavailable intermittently all afternoon at tuscaloosa and sht forums. looks like their backend database server is having issues.
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dixie: Celebrating July the 4th
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Bobby Scott: Thanks Johndoe, I'll post more often
Nov 21, 2015 20:26:04 GMT -7
snakebit: It's good to see that you and hoofie are continuing your campaign of lies and slander directed at our next President in your futile attempts to promote Trumps disastrous campaign.
Oct 24, 2016 15:56:59 GMT -7
John Doe: lets all try to get along and keep it civil and friendly see announcement on this subject posted in the appropriate sub forum. thanks
Nov 9, 2016 10:19:46 GMT -7
John Doe: i am selling the station and buying urban survival gear
Nov 17, 2016 7:57:59 GMT -7
osha: How come this don't get used? Is the mic broke?
Jun 16, 2017 20:22:07 GMT -7
John Doe: i doubt many realize it is a shoutbox
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