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Post by hoofie on Oct 7, 2019 6:18:09 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 11, 2019 5:04:01 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 14, 2019 8:38:37 GMT -7
If Hooters had delivery service would they be called knockers?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 21, 2019 5:16:34 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 23, 2019 5:00:10 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 25, 2019 10:47:49 GMT -7
We've done a study on how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 25, 2019 10:49:00 GMT -7
Police have confirmed a man has been arrested after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it. He is due to be bailed tomorrow.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 8, 2019 11:32:57 GMT -7
A lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. The friend, eager to get a freebee off a lawyer, agreed.
Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czech companion went down the path to the lake when along came two huge bears - a male and a female.
Well, the lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole!
The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.
The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the scene with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male.
The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, SHOT THE FEMALE.
"Whatdya do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer "I said he was in the other bear - the male one!"
"Exactly" replied the sheriff "and would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"
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Post by hoofie on Nov 9, 2019 12:02:34 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 15, 2019 9:31:30 GMT -7
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Post by JMHO on Nov 21, 2019 10:40:14 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2019 5:49:11 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 7, 2019 12:54:21 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 10, 2019 10:00:42 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 15, 2019 13:04:04 GMT -7
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