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Post by hoofie on Sept 30, 2016 5:35:42 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 1, 2016 12:56:49 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 2, 2016 7:52:19 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 3, 2016 5:19:58 GMT -7
Note to self: never forget your wallet.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 3, 2016 12:26:25 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 4, 2016 5:07:51 GMT -7
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Post by JMHO on Oct 4, 2016 6:51:05 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 5, 2016 5:21:10 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 6, 2016 8:31:39 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 6, 2016 15:13:06 GMT -7
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped.
The driver got out, came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 8, 2016 13:34:51 GMT -7
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
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Post by hoofie on Oct 9, 2016 12:49:58 GMT -7
A guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize you're naked? Shouldn't this be your day off?" Cliff calmly explains that he was on a party when suddenly the lights went out. Some voice said, "Gentleman, take off your ties." Somebody turned on the lights again and not a single guy was wearing a tie. The situation repeated - the lights went out, but this time the voice said "Gentleman, strip naked." When the light went back on, the ladies started giggling and clapping their hands because all the guys were naked. The lights went out again and this time the voice said, "Ladies, take your clothes off!" When the light came back on, all the ladies were naked. The same voice said, "Gentleman, now get to work!" "So I grabbed my hat and briefcase and came here, sir."
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Post by hoofie on Oct 11, 2016 10:30:15 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 12, 2016 7:03:02 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 12, 2016 13:27:30 GMT -7
"Here, hold my beer!"
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