It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped.
The driver got out, came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
A guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says, "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize you're naked? Shouldn't this be your day off?" Cliff calmly explains that he was on a party when suddenly the lights went out. Some voice said, "Gentleman, take off your ties." Somebody turned on the lights again and not a single guy was wearing a tie. The situation repeated - the lights went out, but this time the voice said "Gentleman, strip naked." When the light went back on, the ladies started giggling and clapping their hands because all the guys were naked. The lights went out again and this time the voice said, "Ladies, take your clothes off!" When the light came back on, all the ladies were naked. The same voice said, "Gentleman, now get to work!" "So I grabbed my hat and briefcase and came here, sir."
John Doe: lets all try to get along and keep it civil and friendly see announcement on this subject posted in the appropriate sub forum. thanks
Nov 9, 2016 10:19:46 GMT -7
John Doe: i am selling the station and buying urban survival gear
Nov 17, 2016 7:57:59 GMT -7
osha: How come this don't get used? Is the mic broke?
Jun 16, 2017 20:22:07 GMT -7
John Doe: i doubt many realize it is a shoutbox
Jun 21, 2017 15:14:10 GMT -7
harleydays: Hello everyone...I bet you all thought I fell off the edge of the earth....Just haven't had time to check in here...
Feb 7, 2018 7:20:07 GMT -7
badman: good to see you again, harleydays! I've been wondering about you and also about jorj. I bet nobody is more happy though than snakebit. We have bumped his superior intellect plumb off of this screen.
Feb 15, 2018 16:46:37 GMT -7
hoofie: I have never been able to make this thing work
Feb 22, 2018 6:55:48 GMT -7
hoofie: Well, how about dat. Type and press enter. Who'd a thunk?
Feb 22, 2018 6:56:27 GMT -7
hoofie: I need a giant eyeroll right now.
Apr 23, 2018 4:50:06 GMT -7
harleydays: Just passing through again...We've been very busy with a small tourist business here in Sevilla Spain....so, its taking much of our time...I take it then, Snakebit has been set out to pasture...We sure did toss a lot BS in the days...
May 3, 2018 1:42:53 GMT -7
harleydays: But between myself, him and Chimayò, we really blew some good threads...
May 3, 2018 1:44:16 GMT -7
hoofie: Good to hear from you Harley. Snake hasn't been back since his last thrashing.
May 16, 2018 15:04:03 GMT -7
harleydays: Staying busy here in Southern Spain...the heat is on each day about 95....but the worse is to come in Aug when it hits more like 115 or more....We just completing the gutting of our home here...and completely remodeled...now its time for a vacation...
Jun 25, 2018 9:56:01 GMT -7
harleydays: that will have to wait until Oct...
Jun 25, 2018 9:56:11 GMT -7
hoofie: Hey Harley, are you back in the Caribbean?
Nov 5, 2018 6:22:34 GMT -7
Bobby Scott: Wow! Some people are still here!
Feb 6, 2019 5:34:41 GMT -7
harleydays: hoofie: At that time, yes I was in DR...but have returned to Spain this time of the year....I see you are holding the fort down....
Feb 19, 2019 13:57:56 GMT -7