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Post by hoofie on Nov 20, 2019 13:35:01 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 21, 2019 11:42:58 GMT -7
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job a s a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence. The rest of the year went smoothly.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2019 6:01:43 GMT -7
I'm sure this is 'shopped', but it's still funny.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 29, 2019 6:21:56 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 29, 2019 6:33:55 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 3, 2019 6:58:37 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 5, 2019 9:51:31 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 7, 2019 13:56:45 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 9, 2019 6:45:54 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 10, 2019 12:12:12 GMT -7
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So, he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not".
God thought for a moment and said "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion".
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he went to God and said "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good".
God was not pleased. So, He decided to email the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 12, 2019 6:27:13 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 17, 2019 6:01:00 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 19, 2019 7:55:16 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 24, 2019 6:06:40 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 26, 2019 8:33:28 GMT -7
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