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Post by hoofie on Oct 4, 2016 5:25:59 GMT -7
Guesses? C'mon. this is an easy one
That's an inbread cat.
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Post by JMHO on Oct 4, 2016 7:05:44 GMT -7
I'm no good at these... we need bluetick here.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 5, 2016 5:07:07 GMT -7
A photon walks into a hotel with no luggage and goes to check in. The bellhop asks if he has any bags. The photon replies, “no sir; I’m traveling light.”
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Post by hoofie on Oct 6, 2016 5:45:49 GMT -7
->Groan alert<-
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ah!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder...those are friars!"
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Post by hoofie on Oct 7, 2016 7:58:22 GMT -7
Did you hear what happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction
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Post by hoofie on Oct 7, 2016 11:13:54 GMT -7
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".
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Post by hoofie on Oct 9, 2016 11:32:01 GMT -7
After the iron was invented there was a press conference.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 11, 2016 10:29:11 GMT -7
I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn’t.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 12, 2016 13:34:26 GMT -7
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 13, 2016 5:47:41 GMT -7
Your turn to guess
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Post by JMHO on Oct 13, 2016 6:45:11 GMT -7
Were Forum Poster here (where is he?), he'd likely say something akin to, twin spigots mounted behind a piece of wood.
Oh bluetick, pun master, where art thou?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 14, 2016 12:15:53 GMT -7
Your turn to guess That is a double tap
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Post by hoofie on Oct 15, 2016 10:45:29 GMT -7
Here's an easy one that even JMHO can get:
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Post by hoofie on Oct 16, 2016 9:21:58 GMT -7
Here's an easy one that even JMHO can get:
That is obviously someones butt crack.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 18, 2016 5:04:18 GMT -7
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
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