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Post by hoofie on Jun 5, 2019 11:40:46 GMT -7
Yep, an oldie but a goodie
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Post by hoofie on Jun 6, 2019 5:57:42 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jun 16, 2019 10:00:45 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jun 21, 2019 6:08:45 GMT -7
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 21, 2019 6:23:21 GMT -7
Got a Chinese takeout last night and as I got in the car, I heard the bag rustle so I looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out at the top of the bag at me, then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly wet myself. I looked again and saw the eyes looking back at me and then disappear again. I ran back into the shop with the bag and asked the Chinese man what the heck was going on, he said "You no worry. It Peking duck".
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Post by hoofie on Jun 24, 2019 6:56:51 GMT -7
Does anyone know how to draw a realistic looking bullet? Right now, I'm drawing a blank.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 1, 2019 4:51:28 GMT -7
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Post by cajun2core on Jul 1, 2019 6:37:19 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jul 4, 2019 10:51:36 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jul 5, 2019 5:09:36 GMT -7
If you boil a funny bone it becomes laughing stock.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 10, 2019 12:31:44 GMT -7
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Post by badman on Jul 10, 2019 16:09:13 GMT -7
1S2A3F4T5Y6
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Post by hoofie on Jul 11, 2019 5:08:00 GMT -7
I'm stumped. There's a "forty five" in there..............
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Post by badman on Jul 11, 2019 15:02:24 GMT -7
Let me try that again....1S2A3F4E5T6Y7
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Post by ranger06 on Jul 11, 2019 15:36:03 GMT -7
Safety in numbers. Note the word "safety" is completely inclosed in the number scheme.
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