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Post by hoofie on Sept 20, 2016 7:27:46 GMT -7
I like imagining that people in the next century will surf these threads and read something like “submitted by hoofie 148 years ago”.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 20, 2016 10:06:45 GMT -7
Lasagna is basically a spaghetti flavored cake.
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Post by jorj on Sept 20, 2016 10:50:37 GMT -7
We swim in lakes. Fish have sex in lakes. Take that mental picture.
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Post by floydfreak on Sept 20, 2016 13:09:20 GMT -7
We swim in lakes. Fish have sex in lakes. Take that mental picture. I pee in lakes. How's that?
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Post by hoofie on Sept 21, 2016 7:34:56 GMT -7
I feel like being thirsty and having to pee should cancel each other out.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 21, 2016 15:14:47 GMT -7
Dr Seuss would have had a hell of a time trying to write his stories with autocorrect.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 23, 2016 6:01:19 GMT -7
I really wish my male pattern baldness would start with my armpits and shoulders.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 23, 2016 10:40:42 GMT -7
What if Earth is like the North Korea of the solar system and all the other planets are inhabited, but we are kept from the truth, and our world leaders are viewed as cruel and oppressive by the other planets.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 25, 2016 11:58:09 GMT -7
Struck today by the thought that the plastic container I ate my lunch out of today will outlive me.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 26, 2016 9:53:46 GMT -7
If I want to buy an ‘American’ car do I buy a Ford made in Mexico or a Kia made in Georgia?
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Post by hoofie on Sept 27, 2016 7:00:38 GMT -7
Maybe the Japanese ninjas are the worst of all the ninjas, have you ever even heard about the Irish ninjas?
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Post by hoofie on Sept 28, 2016 10:06:12 GMT -7
If you ever want to find out information about a subject, just intentionally post incorrect information about it and people will “correct” you.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 28, 2016 15:22:58 GMT -7
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
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Post by hoofie on Sept 29, 2016 6:09:32 GMT -7
Is it really fair to say a person over 85 has heart failure? Technically, that heart has done exceptionally well.
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Post by jorj on Sept 29, 2016 12:50:00 GMT -7
It's raining again.
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