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Post by hoofie on Nov 13, 2020 12:06:25 GMT -7
Friday the 13th, the year 2020, what could possibly go wrong?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 16, 2020 7:13:26 GMT -7
I need to get my life together, but I'm waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 17, 2020 7:24:05 GMT -7
Cows are proof that you cannot lose weight by walking and eating salads.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 19, 2020 6:35:33 GMT -7
If you live right, your 30s will be as good as your 20s, only with money.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 20, 2020 6:34:24 GMT -7
Medusa is significantly scarier if you remember that leg hair exists.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 22, 2020 13:11:48 GMT -7
It turns out that living through a global event that will be remembered in the history books isn't anywhere near as exciting as reading about it in history books makes it seem.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 23, 2020 6:03:55 GMT -7
I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that shows up once in a while.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 24, 2020 6:51:47 GMT -7
Our beds are the one place we all go to remember all of the things we were supposed to do.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2020 7:12:48 GMT -7
Confidence is not "they will like me" - it's "I'll be fine if they don't"
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Post by hoofie on Nov 27, 2020 6:37:54 GMT -7
One often overlooked but very important aspects of evolution is that our arms are exactly long enough for us to wipe our own ass.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 30, 2020 9:20:40 GMT -7
Hydrogen is super flammable. Oxygen is an accelerant. Together they form a liquid that's really good at putting out fires.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 2, 2020 7:38:11 GMT -7
Vanilla is universally associated with "plain" despite being its own unique flavor.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 3, 2020 8:10:49 GMT -7
Somewhere in the world there is someone who just threw their yogurt container in the sink and the spoon in the trash.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 5, 2020 13:34:57 GMT -7
The Calzone was definitely invented by someone that dropped the pizza on the floor on the way to bake it.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 8, 2020 6:33:18 GMT -7
Phobias are basically psychological allergies.
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