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Post by hoofie on Apr 21, 2021 8:29:11 GMT -7
You know your old when you clean your house to the music you use to get drunk to.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 22, 2021 9:22:03 GMT -7
No matter how much pasta you pour in the pot, it never seems like enough until it's too much.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 23, 2021 6:01:57 GMT -7
We can wait in line for 10 minutes for fast food and it's no big deal, but 10 minutes of stopped traffic is the end of the world.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 24, 2021 10:28:09 GMT -7
Junk is what you keep until the day before you need it.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 27, 2021 5:42:30 GMT -7
You don’t get to tell other people to mind their own business when you broadcast your decisions on social media.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 28, 2021 6:19:55 GMT -7
Using up an entire pen is a really good feeling until you realize it was your only pen.
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Post by hoofie on May 10, 2021 10:47:08 GMT -7
The hardest part about going for a run, walk, or hike is deciding when your legs are half tired.
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Post by hoofie on May 12, 2021 6:41:32 GMT -7
Most archaeological discoveries are groundbreaking.
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Post by hoofie on May 13, 2021 7:34:19 GMT -7
It's funny how the the brain doesn't read the second 'the' when there are 2 of the word 'the' next to each other.
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Post by hoofie on May 17, 2021 12:39:33 GMT -7
There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity.
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Post by hoofie on May 18, 2021 5:45:33 GMT -7
If you live every day like it's your last, you'll never have clean clothes because nobody wants to do laundry on their last day.
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Post by hoofie on May 19, 2021 6:37:19 GMT -7
Cancer is a group of your cells rebelling against the tyranny of your organism, that would rather die destroying you than remaining subjected to you.
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Post by hoofie on May 20, 2021 5:39:27 GMT -7
Not calling fishing poles “fish sticks” was a sad missed opportunity.
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Post by hoofie on May 21, 2021 6:03:50 GMT -7
Actors acting in roles where they have to act like they don't know how to act takes a lot of acting knowledge to know how to act
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Post by hoofie on May 22, 2021 12:28:19 GMT -7
The real tragedy of having six fingers on each hand is that for all your life, you'll never be able to give anyone the middle finger.
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