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Post by hoofie on Sept 30, 2016 5:43:23 GMT -7
The fact that we have a universally recognized hand sign for “f^ck you” and not one for “I’m sorry” should really tell us something.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 1, 2016 12:19:47 GMT -7
My friends treat me like a God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 2, 2016 7:51:47 GMT -7
There must be a secretive organization making money off of people who believe in conspiracy theories.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 3, 2016 5:07:23 GMT -7
Just read an article on ‘the top 10 ways to stop procrastinating’… Well that was redundant.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 3, 2016 12:15:44 GMT -7
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands free umbrellas are going to be the rage!
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Post by hoofie on Oct 3, 2016 13:40:51 GMT -7
Will kids raised by lesbian women get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mother”?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 4, 2016 5:24:58 GMT -7
If my phone is 75% charged, I’m like, “damn it,” but if my gas tank is 75% full, I’m like, “hell yes!”
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Post by JMHO on Oct 4, 2016 7:05:00 GMT -7
Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 4, 2016 10:35:30 GMT -7
If we are all actually living in a video game, whoever’s playing as me needs to get better at this game.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 5, 2016 5:01:19 GMT -7
Live like you’re broke, and you won’t be. Live like you’re rich, and you won’t be.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 6, 2016 6:21:09 GMT -7
I think Samsung research team misunderstood when their customers said they needed a “Lighter” phone.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 8, 2016 13:21:12 GMT -7
If you get into a car accident and you both have Nationwide insurance, whose side are they on?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 9, 2016 11:11:42 GMT -7
Judging by fight scenes in Westerns, making tables must have been a pretty lucrative business.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 10, 2016 11:56:49 GMT -7
If you say grace before you eat leftovers, I bet God is like, “Dude, I JUST blessed this chicken not even 24 hours ago, give it a rest.”
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Post by hoofie on Oct 11, 2016 5:14:58 GMT -7
If someone tells me they’re dumb, I assume they’re smarter than they think, but of someone tells me they’re smart I assume they’re dumber than they think.
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