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Post by JMHO on Nov 11, 2016 9:53:17 GMT -7
If I thought this were real, I'd have posted under the Fails thread.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 12, 2016 14:28:42 GMT -7
I still have some growing up to do. I realized that last night when I was in my blanket fort.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 13, 2016 10:13:47 GMT -7
Based on genital structure it would make more sense for men to wear skirts, and women to wear pants.
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Post by JMHO on Nov 14, 2016 8:31:13 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 15, 2016 5:46:07 GMT -7
I got in touch with my inner self this morning. No more single ply toilet paper will be purchased no matter how cheap it is.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 16, 2016 15:35:59 GMT -7
The McRib is the deadbeat dad of all fast food. It disappears for months at a time, and then we’re supposed to get all excited when it finally shows back up.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 17, 2016 5:50:29 GMT -7
The fork you use in a restaurant has been in hundreds of others people’s mouths.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 20, 2016 10:59:56 GMT -7
The Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme never mentions that he is an egg.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 21, 2016 5:53:06 GMT -7
“If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid” doesn’t apply to people.
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Post by JMHO on Nov 21, 2016 13:55:59 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 23, 2016 9:05:20 GMT -7
Always aim high, unless you're at a urinal.
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Post by JMHO on Nov 23, 2016 15:36:00 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2016 7:45:58 GMT -7
If you set a cough or sneeze sound effect as your ringtone, nobody would be bothered by it at the theater.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 26, 2016 14:39:21 GMT -7
If you’re feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, “You 3 look great!” Wait and grab popcorn.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 27, 2016 15:32:16 GMT -7
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
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