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Post by hoofie on Nov 28, 2016 6:15:59 GMT -7
I wonder if people living in Hawaii have a “wear a boring shirt” to work day.
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Post by JMHO on Nov 28, 2016 9:17:58 GMT -7
We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 29, 2016 7:11:34 GMT -7
How do nudists clean their glasses?
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Post by JMHO on Nov 29, 2016 8:59:28 GMT -7
I'd give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 30, 2016 6:48:03 GMT -7
UPS will leave a $900 mother board on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza.
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Post by JMHO on Nov 30, 2016 8:16:21 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 1, 2016 6:26:43 GMT -7
Why does Flo from Progressive needs an apron to sell car insurance?
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Post by JMHO on Dec 1, 2016 8:22:00 GMT -7
Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 2, 2016 9:33:35 GMT -7
The sound of nature js actually millions of animals, birds and insects desperately trying to get laid.
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Post by JMHO on Dec 2, 2016 13:01:26 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2016 10:28:52 GMT -7
Don't walk in my footsteps. I think I just stepped into something.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 5, 2016 6:40:12 GMT -7
Is it the “S” or “C” that's silent in scent?
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Post by JMHO on Dec 5, 2016 8:49:09 GMT -7
Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 5, 2016 12:18:49 GMT -7
When someone is mad, put a cape on them. Now they’re super mad!
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Post by hoofie on Dec 6, 2016 6:04:02 GMT -7
I hate it when you have new visitors in your house and the ask "hey, do you have a bathroom?" [I'm thinking: "no, we just go in the back yard"]
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