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Post by hoofie on Feb 14, 2020 6:08:11 GMT -7
You cannot change an opinion using logic if logic wasn’t used to form the opinion in the first place.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 15, 2020 13:11:08 GMT -7
No matter how unhappy you are, someone else out there wishes they had your life.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 17, 2020 7:36:43 GMT -7
A secret admirer is a stalker with the decency to send flowers.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 18, 2020 6:57:04 GMT -7
If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 19, 2020 6:24:25 GMT -7
Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word
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Post by hoofie on Feb 20, 2020 6:24:58 GMT -7
It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 21, 2020 6:18:54 GMT -7
If bedbugs got named because of where they were found, I'd love to hear the story behind cockroaches.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 22, 2020 12:58:45 GMT -7
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 24, 2020 7:22:04 GMT -7
If bomb was pronounced like tomb or womb, it would make the sound a bomb typically makes
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Post by hoofie on Feb 25, 2020 6:26:36 GMT -7
Technically, a C-section scar is a birthmark.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 26, 2020 7:22:46 GMT -7
No one got taught the game where you make races of raindrops running down the car windows, but we all played it anyways.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 27, 2020 7:08:35 GMT -7
“I’m fine” is likely the most commonly told lie.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 28, 2020 6:36:34 GMT -7
Everyone talks about how 2+2 and 2x2 is the same but nobody talks about how 3+1.5 and 3x1.5 is the same which is a hundred times cooler
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Post by hoofie on Feb 29, 2020 14:07:00 GMT -7
Sometimes the best form of birth control is better lighting.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 1, 2020 12:55:22 GMT -7
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