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Post by hoofie on Jun 6, 2020 12:32:36 GMT -7
Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 7, 2020 12:27:30 GMT -7
Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books
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Post by hoofie on Jun 8, 2020 5:59:12 GMT -7
You might actually be the dumbest person someone knows.
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Post by cajun2core on Jun 8, 2020 6:35:12 GMT -7
Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books I remember feeling that when I saw the Iran Hostage Crisis in a grade school history book. However, the thing that made me feel the oldest was this: Guy in dorm who lived next door to me who I considered a peer and the same age as me: "My parents were married in 1970". Me: I turned 3 in 1970. Granted he was a first-time-freshman and I was a graduating senior but still!
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Post by hoofie on Jun 9, 2020 9:41:53 GMT -7
You'd be really motivated if the weight you lost went to someone you don't like.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 10, 2020 6:33:18 GMT -7
My psychiatrist said that I am a kleptomaniac. So I asked, "is there anything I can take for that?"
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Post by hoofie on Jun 11, 2020 5:32:58 GMT -7
The most effective diet is having a pretty girl move in next door.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 12, 2020 12:35:51 GMT -7
There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 14, 2020 12:45:24 GMT -7
In life, there is a balance between living in a sunny place and living in a place where you have to check your shoes for scorpions/spiders every day.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 15, 2020 5:31:17 GMT -7
If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young
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Post by hoofie on Jun 16, 2020 9:04:25 GMT -7
Fish never have to worry about tripping and falling.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 17, 2020 6:07:28 GMT -7
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 18, 2020 5:21:55 GMT -7
Eating a batch of fried mozzarella sticks is much more socially acceptable than a whole handful of regular string cheese sticks.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 19, 2020 13:03:18 GMT -7
If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 20, 2020 11:35:35 GMT -7
1 fly flies, yet 2 flies fly.
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