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Post by hoofie on Jul 7, 2020 6:32:54 GMT -7
In college if you major in philosophy with a minor in economics, you’ll be unemployed but you’ll also understand why
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Post by hoofie on Jul 8, 2020 6:19:50 GMT -7
What would thunder sound like if our atmosphere was made up of helium?
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Post by hoofie on Jul 9, 2020 7:05:14 GMT -7
It must be absolute hell to be a pilot named Roger.
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Post by cajun2core on Jul 9, 2020 8:18:08 GMT -7
It must be absolute hell to be a pilot named Roger.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 10, 2020 5:46:18 GMT -7
Yesterday I put on something I hadn't worn in at least 5 years and it fit perfectly! It was a hat, but hey, you gotta start somewhere.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 12, 2020 11:32:31 GMT -7
So apparently RSVPing back on a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't a proper response.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 13, 2020 6:01:36 GMT -7
The reason most people think raising boys is easier than raising girls is that they don't raise their boys.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 14, 2020 5:41:38 GMT -7
Before this is over, some dumb ass will get a tattoo of a face mask
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Post by hoofie on Jul 16, 2020 7:13:33 GMT -7
The idea of getting a McDonald’s is way better than actually eating it.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 17, 2020 6:07:47 GMT -7
'Insane' is such a harsh word. I prefer 'mentally creative'.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 18, 2020 12:00:39 GMT -7
Ventriloquists must be fun at the dentists office.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 19, 2020 12:54:52 GMT -7
I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 20, 2020 5:35:39 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jul 21, 2020 6:32:57 GMT -7
You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 22, 2020 5:49:11 GMT -7
Of all the organs that could involuntarily spasm without warning, we are extremely lucky it’s our diaphragm (Hiccups)
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