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Post by hoofie on Dec 6, 2017 6:55:59 GMT -7
People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 7, 2017 7:02:38 GMT -7
Boots are often made from snakeskin, which comes from an animal with no feet.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 8, 2017 6:36:30 GMT -7
Okay imagine the twisty part from a stick of deodorant… On the bottom of a pringles can
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Post by hoofie on Dec 11, 2017 6:11:27 GMT -7
If you’re spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, its not working
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Post by hoofie on Dec 13, 2017 6:21:31 GMT -7
I bet all you short people get excited when you hit your head on things.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 14, 2017 8:47:54 GMT -7
As we get older, New Year’s Eve becomes more a celebration of making it through the year than the arrival of the new year
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Post by hoofie on Dec 15, 2017 6:53:13 GMT -7
We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn’t need to look at watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches so we don’t need to look at our mobile phones.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 16, 2017 15:07:53 GMT -7
Only in movies is the head of the IT department an actual IT genius.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 17, 2017 14:04:05 GMT -7
Radiation can give you cancer, which can be identified by radiation, and that can be treated with radiation.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 18, 2017 8:05:25 GMT -7
Life would be much easier if our brain had a control+F feature
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Post by hoofie on Dec 19, 2017 6:38:58 GMT -7
You could be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 20, 2017 6:34:46 GMT -7
If alcohol was discovered today, we would consider it too dangerous to use. If cannabis was discovered today, we would consider it a marvelous medical breakthrough and encourage its use as an alternative to various processed drugs.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 21, 2017 6:32:42 GMT -7
If Monopoly was invented today, you would be able to buy Jail like any other property.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 22, 2017 6:53:43 GMT -7
You know how you can entertain a baby by jingling your car keys - well it works again when they reach 16.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 23, 2017 14:08:54 GMT -7
People get randomly drug tested to make minimum wage meanwhile rappers admit to doing drugs and make millions.
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