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Post by hoofie on Dec 24, 2017 12:39:29 GMT -7
This is not the year for mistletoe in the workplace.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 25, 2017 13:18:47 GMT -7
A lawyer is someone you pay to take your side in an argument.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 26, 2017 6:11:34 GMT -7
“Private investigator” could technically be used in place of “gynecologist”.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 27, 2017 6:57:23 GMT -7
For men, there's nothing more comforting than the sight of a urinal to let you know you’re in the right bathroom.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 28, 2017 6:45:07 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 29, 2017 6:27:00 GMT -7
I got called 'pretty' today. Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying". But I only focus on the positive things.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2017 14:50:56 GMT -7
If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 1, 2018 13:12:50 GMT -7
The real nightmare is realizing that you are, indeed, the smartest one in the room.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 2, 2018 6:10:18 GMT -7
Bad spellers have the best passwords.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 3, 2018 6:49:55 GMT -7
Adding an s to the end of needles is needless
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Post by hoofie on Jan 4, 2018 6:39:27 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 5, 2018 6:18:49 GMT -7
If pets could talk, there would be a LOT more divorces.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 6, 2018 12:02:10 GMT -7
Some times you win, some times you learn.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 7, 2018 13:41:37 GMT -7
If you show someone your butt on the moon, are you earthing them?
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Post by hoofie on Jan 8, 2018 6:04:25 GMT -7
I have already decided that getting down to my original weight is not going to happen. After all, 7lbs, 12oz is not a realistic goal.
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