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Post by hoofie on Feb 5, 2018 6:40:49 GMT -7
To what standard of cleanliness were whistles held to that they became the baseline for comparison?
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Post by hoofie on Feb 8, 2018 6:20:12 GMT -7
There should be Olympic paintball, where countries send their special forces to compete
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Post by hoofie on Feb 9, 2018 6:24:29 GMT -7
You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 10, 2018 12:57:49 GMT -7
The most recognizable instrument in the song Piano Man is a harmonica
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Post by hoofie on Feb 11, 2018 13:34:10 GMT -7
If solar powered cars become more popular, people will fight over spots on the upper level in a parking garage, instead of the lower level.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 12, 2018 5:58:06 GMT -7
Ginger Ale is the Maroon 5 of the drink world. It can do anything, and everyone likes it, but it’s no ones favorite.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 13, 2018 10:27:41 GMT -7
You don’t realize how strong your legs are until you try to do a handstand.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 13, 2018 14:45:07 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 14, 2018 6:08:56 GMT -7
There’s no better feeling of knowing you are 100 percent right, and a person who disagrees opens up Google.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 16, 2018 7:33:44 GMT -7
The secret to happiness is having low expectations.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 16, 2018 15:40:25 GMT -7
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 17, 2018 13:26:50 GMT -7
Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 18, 2018 12:47:19 GMT -7
You know you’ve reached adulthood when there’s more booze in your house at the end of a party than at the beginning
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Post by hoofie on Feb 19, 2018 6:05:58 GMT -7
A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 20, 2018 6:29:57 GMT -7
The loudest way to open a bag of chips is to attempt to open them quietly
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