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Post by hoofie on Jan 23, 2018 6:49:32 GMT -7
The plus side of spilling your coffee on yourself is it still wakes you up.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 24, 2018 8:01:26 GMT -7
There should be a noodle brand named “Karma” so people can make themselves a cup of “Instant Karma”
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2018 7:05:57 GMT -7
If bed bugs are found on a bed, who came up with the name cockroach?
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Post by cajun2core on Jan 25, 2018 10:23:34 GMT -7
There should be a noodle brand named “Karma” so people can make themselves a cup of “Instant Karma” Also would work for coffee!
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2018 11:12:12 GMT -7
You know you’re getting older when you start having to brace yourself for a sneeze.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 26, 2018 8:03:31 GMT -7
Imagine how awkward sexting would be if we still had switchboard operators.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 28, 2018 13:26:04 GMT -7
You know that you’re officially lost when you turn down the car radio and take off your sunglasses…
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Post by hoofie on Jan 29, 2018 6:27:12 GMT -7
I've been told I'm condescending.
(That means I talk down to people)
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Post by hoofie on Jan 29, 2018 12:31:38 GMT -7
If everybody in the world treated others the way they wanted to be treated, our only problem would be masochists.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 30, 2018 6:20:57 GMT -7
Is it odd to anyone else that a telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound?
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Post by hoofie on Jan 31, 2018 14:18:33 GMT -7
Wrestling is a sport where people without pants fight for a belt.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 1, 2018 6:09:18 GMT -7
Do strippers have nightmares about showing up to work in business casual?
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Post by hoofie on Feb 2, 2018 6:03:49 GMT -7
The fact that today is not considered ‘National Ballet day’ seems like a missed opportunity. (2/2)
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Post by hoofie on Feb 3, 2018 14:17:31 GMT -7
Gyms should make the entrance door slightly heavy and the exit door light so you feel like a beast afterward
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Post by hoofie on Feb 4, 2018 13:46:11 GMT -7
After spending 15 minutes trying to take my wife's bra off, I gave up. I should never have put it on in the first place.
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