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Post by hoofie on Aug 19, 2019 5:28:34 GMT -7
When we are children we play with imaginary friends. When we are adults we battle imaginary enemies.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 20, 2019 6:26:55 GMT -7
Some folks just need a simple hug................around the neck.....................................with a rope.
How's your Tuesday?
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Post by hoofie on Aug 21, 2019 4:55:51 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Aug 22, 2019 5:19:11 GMT -7
I think I'm losing my mind, but as long as the part that tells me I have to pee works, I should be fine.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 26, 2019 4:53:58 GMT -7
The biggest lie we all tell ourselves is "no need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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Post by hoofie on Aug 27, 2019 6:10:45 GMT -7
For the first 18 years of life, your body is under full warranty. If you get broken, the people that made you have to pay for repairs.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 28, 2019 6:07:47 GMT -7
Fingerprint next to a tree stump. Coincidence?
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Post by cajun2core on Aug 28, 2019 6:13:02 GMT -7
The biggest lie we all tell ourselves is "no need to write that down, I'll remember it." That is one lie I don't tell myself any more. I know I will forget anything in 2 minutes.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 29, 2019 6:05:59 GMT -7
For most of us, 2019 will be the last year ending with "teen" that we will ever experience fort he rest of our lives.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 30, 2019 5:46:32 GMT -7
-Butt and booty are synonyms. -Dial and call are synonyms. -However, 'butt dial' and 'booty call' are two different things.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 2, 2019 5:20:26 GMT -7
Whatever you're doing today, do it with the confidence of a 4 year old wearing a batman shirt.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 3, 2019 5:26:40 GMT -7
When women dress in bikinis, 90% of their body is exposed. Men are so polite we only look at the covered parts.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 4, 2019 5:38:25 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Sept 5, 2019 5:12:58 GMT -7
As a kid, I once had ADHD, until my dad's belt came off.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 6, 2019 6:54:18 GMT -7
Some people say I have a drinking problem but the truth is I can't even remember that last time I blacked out.
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