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Post by hoofie on Oct 16, 2019 5:29:11 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 17, 2019 7:44:50 GMT -7
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 18, 2019 5:46:35 GMT -7
Does anyone really 'jump in the shower'?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 21, 2019 5:11:05 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 22, 2019 10:01:56 GMT -7
Survival tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 23, 2019 5:33:33 GMT -7
It's OK for you to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 24, 2019 6:14:56 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Oct 25, 2019 6:11:56 GMT -7
I hate it when you call shotgun and the cop still puts you in the back seat.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 28, 2019 5:21:19 GMT -7
I'm getting totally fed up with people whining about the price of things. $1.25 for a tea, $1.75 for a coffee, $2 for a slice of cake and $2.50 for car parking; anymore complaints I will honestly stop inviting my friends to my house!
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Post by hoofie on Oct 29, 2019 5:54:23 GMT -7
Anxiety is literally conspiracy theories about yourself.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 30, 2019 5:49:25 GMT -7
Remember back before the internet people thought that the cause of stupidity was the lack of information? That has been proven false.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 31, 2019 5:16:02 GMT -7
Let me make sure I understand this. California wants more renewable energy used in the production of electricity, so they raise the price of gasoline to force the people to buy more electric cars, then turn the power off when the wind blows?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 1, 2019 5:53:30 GMT -7
Guess who finally quit smoking today? Abu Bakr al-Baghadai.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 2, 2019 12:34:36 GMT -7
Clocks get set back this weekend. I'm setting mine for 1775 when this country had some balls and chicks didn't.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 4, 2019 5:50:43 GMT -7
There could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats.
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