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Post by hoofie on Nov 5, 2019 7:28:08 GMT -7
Kids that would not lend you a pencil in class are the ones that now won't let you merge on the interstate.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 6, 2019 7:26:38 GMT -7
"You're the bomb!" "No, you're the bomb!" is a compliment in the United States. It's an argument in the Middle East.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 7, 2019 10:36:58 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 8, 2019 7:34:14 GMT -7
You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol. (Trust me on this one)
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Post by hoofie on Nov 11, 2019 10:47:26 GMT -7
The term "casual sex" implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 12, 2019 6:07:03 GMT -7
We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and at the same rate.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 14, 2019 9:51:29 GMT -7
I'm not shouting. You're just listening loudly.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 15, 2019 6:28:15 GMT -7
Went to my first gender reveal party. I was the only naked person there.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 18, 2019 6:45:17 GMT -7
I wonder whose job it is to taste test flavored condoms?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 19, 2019 6:36:28 GMT -7
Finally old enough to do what I want. Too tired to actually do any of it.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 20, 2019 6:50:10 GMT -7
A woman from Italy told me that it's OK to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends. I am seeking no further nutritional opinions at the present time.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 21, 2019 6:17:05 GMT -7
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Post by cajun2core on Nov 21, 2019 9:32:32 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Nov 22, 2019 6:29:12 GMT -7
The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 23, 2019 13:19:27 GMT -7
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