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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2019 6:22:26 GMT -7
Took a quick peek in my new girlfriend's closet. Saw a police uniform, a nurse uniform, and a maid's outfit. Got to thinking that if she can't hold down a job she may not be right for me.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 26, 2019 6:21:11 GMT -7
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 27, 2019 6:34:37 GMT -7
Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 29, 2019 6:47:22 GMT -7
I used to wish my dogs could talk, but then, I remember all of the things they have witnessed.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 1, 2019 14:19:33 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 2, 2019 7:30:28 GMT -7
Q: What do you call a person who's happy on Monday?
A: Unemployed.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 3, 2019 6:40:45 GMT -7
Are there any medium rappers? I've only heard of 'Big' or 'Lil'.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 4, 2019 6:27:12 GMT -7
Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 5, 2019 6:36:07 GMT -7
Now that we are less than a month away from a presidential election year, the time will come when our elected representatives will break away from working together on important national issues and turn to partisan politics.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 6, 2019 5:56:15 GMT -7
12:30 PM > Gonna save this half sandwich for later.
12:39 PM > Eats that other half sandwich.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 7, 2019 12:35:24 GMT -7
Don't do anything that you'd have to explain to your family doctor.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 9, 2019 6:43:59 GMT -7
It’d be real cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 10, 2019 10:20:41 GMT -7
If someone hates you for no reason, give that #*@^#>" a good reason.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 11, 2019 6:54:07 GMT -7
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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Post by cajun2core on Dec 11, 2019 8:34:10 GMT -7
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