A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise." The Grandpa says, "No." The little boy goes on, "Please .. please make a frog noise." The Grandpa says, "No, now go play." The little boy then says to his sister, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise." So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, "Please make a frog noise." The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother 'no' and I'm telling you 'no'." The little girl says, "Please .. please Grandpa make a frog noise." The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?" The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!"
Dear Abby Admitted She Was At A Loss To Answer The Following!
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Remember these people can vote, which probably explains the current situation in Washington, DC.
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
John Doe: lets all try to get along and keep it civil and friendly see announcement on this subject posted in the appropriate sub forum. thanks
Nov 9, 2016 10:19:46 GMT -7
John Doe: i am selling the station and buying urban survival gear
Nov 17, 2016 7:57:59 GMT -7
osha: How come this don't get used? Is the mic broke?
Jun 16, 2017 20:22:07 GMT -7
John Doe: i doubt many realize it is a shoutbox
Jun 21, 2017 15:14:10 GMT -7
harleydays: Hello everyone...I bet you all thought I fell off the edge of the earth....Just haven't had time to check in here...
Feb 7, 2018 7:20:07 GMT -7
badman: good to see you again, harleydays! I've been wondering about you and also about jorj. I bet nobody is more happy though than snakebit. We have bumped his superior intellect plumb off of this screen.
Feb 15, 2018 16:46:37 GMT -7
hoofie: I have never been able to make this thing work
Feb 22, 2018 6:55:48 GMT -7
hoofie: Well, how about dat. Type and press enter. Who'd a thunk?
Feb 22, 2018 6:56:27 GMT -7
hoofie: I need a giant eyeroll right now.
Apr 23, 2018 4:50:06 GMT -7
harleydays: Just passing through again...We've been very busy with a small tourist business here in Sevilla Spain....so, its taking much of our time...I take it then, Snakebit has been set out to pasture...We sure did toss a lot BS in the days...
May 3, 2018 1:42:53 GMT -7
harleydays: But between myself, him and Chimayò, we really blew some good threads...
May 3, 2018 1:44:16 GMT -7
hoofie: Good to hear from you Harley. Snake hasn't been back since his last thrashing.
May 16, 2018 15:04:03 GMT -7
harleydays: Staying busy here in Southern Spain...the heat is on each day about 95....but the worse is to come in Aug when it hits more like 115 or more....We just completing the gutting of our home here...and completely remodeled...now its time for a vacation...
Jun 25, 2018 9:56:01 GMT -7
harleydays: that will have to wait until Oct...
Jun 25, 2018 9:56:11 GMT -7
hoofie: Hey Harley, are you back in the Caribbean?
Nov 5, 2018 6:22:34 GMT -7
Bobby Scott: Wow! Some people are still here!
Feb 6, 2019 5:34:41 GMT -7
harleydays: hoofie: At that time, yes I was in DR...but have returned to Spain this time of the year....I see you are holding the fort down....
Feb 19, 2019 13:57:56 GMT -7