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Post by hoofie on Dec 23, 2016 9:54:24 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 24, 2016 15:01:45 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 25, 2016 10:39:24 GMT -7
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many." The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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Post by hoofie on Dec 27, 2016 11:38:28 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 29, 2016 7:07:27 GMT -7
If meat eaters acted like vegans
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2016 6:19:44 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 31, 2016 15:48:49 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 1, 2017 12:19:52 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 4, 2017 6:27:56 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 5, 2017 7:19:32 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 5, 2017 14:03:18 GMT -7
A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he's going. "I'm on my way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body". The policeman asks "Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?" "My wife..."
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Post by hoofie on Jan 6, 2017 6:51:47 GMT -7
Ten Things Men Know About Women
1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.) 6.) 7.) 8.) 9.) 10.) They have breasts.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 9, 2017 10:27:07 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 10, 2017 11:30:03 GMT -7
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel and never mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man loves children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father And a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his love to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain. He will never make you cry or batter you in any way To hell with this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 12, 2017 6:26:03 GMT -7
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