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Post by hoofie on Dec 10, 2016 12:39:05 GMT -7
These backup cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 12, 2016 8:18:02 GMT -7
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..
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Post by hoofie on Dec 13, 2016 8:48:58 GMT -7
Yesterday my fridge thought it was a microwave, so we got into a heated fight. But we’re cool now.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 14, 2016 6:22:21 GMT -7
When the cannibal showed up late to his family meal, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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Post by JMHO on Dec 14, 2016 8:52:31 GMT -7
Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 16, 2016 6:08:00 GMT -7
The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
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Post by JMHO on Dec 16, 2016 8:23:00 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 17, 2016 10:54:34 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 21, 2016 12:25:10 GMT -7
I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 23, 2016 9:57:35 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 24, 2016 15:12:46 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 27, 2016 11:07:35 GMT -7
A while back a friend of mine applied for a job as a server. He's still waiting.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 29, 2016 7:10:03 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2016 6:46:09 GMT -7
A guy who spams people with pictures of his private parts is a junk mailer.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2016 12:50:39 GMT -7
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “uhm.. how are we supposed to drive this thing?”
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