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Post by hoofie on Jan 1, 2017 12:10:14 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 2, 2017 12:20:50 GMT -7
If you were born in September you know for a fact that you parents started the year with a bang.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 5, 2017 6:15:11 GMT -7
The little boy didn’t tell his mother he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 9, 2017 8:15:41 GMT -7
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me..
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Post by hoofie on Jan 10, 2017 11:39:30 GMT -7
I want to understand this but I Kant.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 17, 2017 8:26:13 GMT -7
I’m bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 18, 2017 9:43:40 GMT -7
I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn’t.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 21, 2017 14:26:45 GMT -7
I went to a masseuse yesterday, but I wouldn’t recommend her. She rubbed me the wrong way.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 23, 2017 7:18:54 GMT -7
The correct way to spell “hats” should be HATS because it’s all caps.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 24, 2017 8:10:18 GMT -7
There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator
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Post by hoofie on Jan 26, 2017 5:41:43 GMT -7
Haven't had a guess contest in a while. Try this one.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 30, 2017 7:07:46 GMT -7
Haven't had a guess contest in a while. Try this one.
So nobody saw my huge mussels?
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Post by hoofie on Jan 31, 2017 6:07:08 GMT -7
Someone the other day was giving away broken puppets, no strings attached.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 2, 2017 9:22:25 GMT -7
A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him."
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Post by hoofie on Feb 3, 2017 11:25:33 GMT -7
“I have a difficult time discerning fine jewelry. I guess I've been out of the loupe too long.”
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