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Post by hoofie on Feb 4, 2017 10:20:22 GMT -7
An Irishman goes to the doctor with an excruciating pain in his groin. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I've got this terrible pain in my groin, you've gotta take a look." The doctor tells him to drop his pants, then his undies. The doc grabs his manhood and pulls out a magnifying glass and examines it. "That's incredible," he says, "You've got a tiny steering wheel growing out of the end of your penis!" The patient replies, "Yeah, it's been driving me nuts."
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Post by hoofie on Feb 5, 2017 9:42:30 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 6, 2017 6:18:19 GMT -7
An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.....
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Post by hoofie on Feb 10, 2017 16:08:14 GMT -7
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 13, 2017 11:49:45 GMT -7
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Post by badman on Feb 13, 2017 16:05:08 GMT -7
Falling tide?
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Post by hoofie on Feb 14, 2017 5:59:35 GMT -7
Close, I was afraid it might be too easy: "The Tides have turned."
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Post by hoofie on Feb 16, 2017 6:44:32 GMT -7
Census Taker: 'How many children do you have?' Woman: 'Four.' Census Taker: 'May I have their names, please?' Woman: 'Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George.' Census Taker: 'Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?' Woman: 'Because we didn't want any Moe.'
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Post by hoofie on Feb 17, 2017 6:40:05 GMT -7
If you’re using a urinal and there’s a line forming behind you, your pee is followed by a queue.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 21, 2017 6:23:36 GMT -7
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Post by jiminix on Feb 21, 2017 21:26:58 GMT -7
I'm going to run that stop sine.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 22, 2017 6:24:20 GMT -7
I'm going to run that stop sine. That's close. You got the sine part right. Definitely one for the math geeks. Try again?
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Post by badman on Feb 22, 2017 16:32:48 GMT -7
circumference of circle? Y being the circumference, x being the radius with sins cancelling leaving y=2(pi)x
tough one, hoofie
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Post by hoofie on Feb 23, 2017 6:14:44 GMT -7
circumference of circle? Y being the circumference, x being the radius with sins cancelling leaving y=2(pi)x tough one, hoofie That's because it's a split sine.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 25, 2017 11:56:53 GMT -7
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