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Post by hoofie on Jan 24, 2018 7:40:25 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 24, 2018 13:04:57 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2018 6:36:30 GMT -7
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Post by cajun2core on Jan 25, 2018 10:21:03 GMT -7
Just the fact that she reacted at all would scare me. Read the sign really well and literally. If she smiles, that would mean she would have a small penis!
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2018 12:03:59 GMT -7
Just the fact that she reacted at all would scare me. Read the sign really well and literally. If she smiles, that would mean she would have a small penis! That's a disturbing (but quite possibly true) thought.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 26, 2018 6:41:01 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 29, 2018 6:33:55 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 29, 2018 12:48:13 GMT -7
My neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?" I quickly replied "Nope, I'm free!" "Great" she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
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Post by hoofie on Jan 31, 2018 13:48:06 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 2, 2018 12:47:04 GMT -7
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned". The priest said "Confess your sins and be forgiven". The young woman said "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times". The priest thought long and hard and then said "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice". The young woman asked "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said "No, but it'll wipe that smile off of your face".
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Post by hoofie on Feb 3, 2018 13:23:04 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 5, 2018 6:51:06 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 9, 2018 6:34:33 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 9, 2018 12:44:17 GMT -7
In a train from London to Manchester, a tourist was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?" The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied "How very sporting of your mother!"
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Post by hoofie on Feb 11, 2018 13:47:00 GMT -7
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