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Post by hoofie on Feb 12, 2018 6:25:14 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 13, 2018 6:33:10 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 14, 2018 6:06:33 GMT -7
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Post by badman on Feb 15, 2018 7:31:26 GMT -7
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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Post by hoofie on Feb 15, 2018 8:01:54 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 15, 2018 8:15:38 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 19, 2018 6:04:42 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 21, 2018 7:12:33 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 23, 2018 7:02:36 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Feb 26, 2018 14:48:39 GMT -7
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Post by cajun2core on Feb 27, 2018 6:57:01 GMT -7
There is going to be a new King Kong movie coming out soon. It is about King Kong going to China for the Olympics. It will be titled, “Onto Hong Kong King Kong for ping-pong”.
I wish I could take credit for this but I can’t. Saw it on the television show and I forgot to said it.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 2, 2018 9:58:37 GMT -7
Dave had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met Dave in the hallway. She said "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?" "I'll ask her" Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?" "No way!" his bride retorted. "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to my mother!"
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Post by hoofie on Mar 3, 2018 14:04:35 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Mar 4, 2018 14:22:13 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Mar 5, 2018 14:15:34 GMT -7
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