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Post by hoofie on Aug 31, 2020 7:50:39 GMT -7
Some of us have bigger parties when we die than when we are born.
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Post by cajun2core on Aug 31, 2020 14:38:18 GMT -7
Some of us have bigger parties when we die than when we are born. I would say that might be a good thing. It means enough people loved you and will miss you and that you affected enough people's lives for them to come to your funeral. Now, if they are throwing parties because they are happy you are dead, well that is another story.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 2, 2020 5:08:54 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Sept 3, 2020 5:27:22 GMT -7
I'm so glad I learned the definition of plethora. It means a lot.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 4, 2020 6:21:17 GMT -7
Nobody smiles harder than a foreigner who has no idea what you just said
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Post by hoofie on Sept 11, 2020 8:15:58 GMT -7
Smoking will kill you, bacon will kill you, but smoking bacon cures it.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 14, 2020 9:44:31 GMT -7
You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog.
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Post by cajun2core on Sept 14, 2020 12:09:58 GMT -7
You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog. ... or sleeping cat.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 15, 2020 7:04:26 GMT -7
There's nothing quite like an automatic door that won't open to make you question your existence.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 16, 2020 6:11:39 GMT -7
The Titanic traveled on water, was powered by water vapor and was sunk by frozen water.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 17, 2020 5:59:53 GMT -7
If you really lived each day like it was your last, you'd always delete your browser history.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 17, 2020 8:09:10 GMT -7
My housekeeping style is best described as:
"There appears to have been a struggle."
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Post by hoofie on Sept 18, 2020 9:39:46 GMT -7
Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 21, 2020 6:42:57 GMT -7
Not separating your laundry for long enough eventually makes it unnecessary to separate your laundry.
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Post by hoofie on Sept 21, 2020 8:01:47 GMT -7
I hate it when I see some old person, then realize that I went to high school with them.
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