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Post by hoofie on Jun 19, 2021 12:21:37 GMT -7
All eggs are poached eggs if you steal them.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 21, 2021 6:31:11 GMT -7
We all hate when someone tells us to do something while we’re already doing it, but there is no greater feeling of relief when someone tells us to do something that we’ve already done.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 22, 2021 5:45:44 GMT -7
There is no faster way to summon a car behind you then when you try to parallel park and have little experience
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Post by hoofie on Jun 23, 2021 6:39:29 GMT -7
parents teach kids not to throw temper tantrums then yell and scream when their kid doesn't listen to them.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 24, 2021 5:55:39 GMT -7
If the colour of blood was different, the colour for danger would most likely change too.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 25, 2021 5:45:01 GMT -7
You can tell the age of a film by the amount of casual smoking in it.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 28, 2021 5:41:09 GMT -7
Your pet probably thinks the delivery driver is your owner since he gives you food.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 29, 2021 6:35:44 GMT -7
if the past 2 years have taught us anything it's that there's no shortage of idiots in the world and a lot of them are in charge
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Post by hoofie on Jun 30, 2021 5:37:12 GMT -7
Graffiti is the human version of how dogs pee to mark their spot.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 5, 2021 5:33:44 GMT -7
Dogs must think we are really invested in claiming toilets as our territory.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 6, 2021 6:34:26 GMT -7
The easiest way to ruin a song you like is by setting it as your alarm.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 7, 2021 6:39:31 GMT -7
Dogs probably also get those moments like us humans where we meet someone super cool at the playground that instantly becomes our bestfriend for that day but we never meet again.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 8, 2021 6:08:19 GMT -7
Oxygen is a by-product of plants creating their own food. We have been breathing in plant farts for years.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 9, 2021 5:18:40 GMT -7
Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 10, 2021 13:18:27 GMT -7
There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.
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