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Post by hoofie on May 24, 2021 5:55:21 GMT -7
If there was a competition among mammals for which species had the cutest babies, humans would probably loose
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Post by hoofie on May 25, 2021 6:05:32 GMT -7
When one person mispronounces something, it’s a mistake. But when an entire group does it, it becomes a regional accent.
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Post by hoofie on May 26, 2021 6:47:22 GMT -7
Theory: The reason men’s pants pockets are larger is so we can discreetly rearrange our twig and berries. Being able to hold more stuff is an unintended benefit.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 1, 2021 6:35:04 GMT -7
If we ever do get flying cars, just imagine all of the trash falling down from the sky from people throwing it out their window.
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Post by cajun2core on Jun 1, 2021 7:44:22 GMT -7
Theory: The reason men’s pants pockets are larger is so we can discreetly rearrange our twig and berries. Being able to hold more stuff is an unintended benefit. Makes sense. However, I would not say "twig and berries". I would say, "stick and pecans".
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Post by hoofie on Jun 2, 2021 5:39:45 GMT -7
Your entire life could've been changed depending on your teachers seating chart.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 3, 2021 6:42:12 GMT -7
There's no prouder creature on earth than a really small dog carrying a really big tree branch.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 4, 2021 5:13:26 GMT -7
If you feel like nobody cares about you just let your car warranty expire.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 7, 2021 5:23:09 GMT -7
Hearing you phone’s alarm clock sound being used as a ringtone from a stranger’s phone feels like a mini ptsd.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 9, 2021 6:14:21 GMT -7
Diet soda cans use their “away team” colors
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Post by hoofie on Jun 11, 2021 6:24:43 GMT -7
Slow dancing is a nice excuse to have a really long hug with someone you care about
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Post by hoofie on Jun 14, 2021 7:02:45 GMT -7
The amount of humans older than you is always decreasing, so every second you move higher up the leaderboard of oldest living person
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Post by hoofie on Jun 15, 2021 6:36:31 GMT -7
Italian sign language must be super intense.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 16, 2021 6:49:25 GMT -7
Everyone would eat more responsibly if companies started using "minutes of running" instead of "calories" as a unit of measure on nutrition labels.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 17, 2021 5:47:11 GMT -7
You can water down any drink in existence except water - because then you’re just watering it up.
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