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Post by hoofie on Oct 6, 2023 6:52:14 GMT -7
Besides "life is short" or "YOLO", what other lines do you use when you're about to do something stupid?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 8, 2023 12:08:50 GMT -7
You ever spell a word so bad the even auto correct says "dude, you on your own."
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Post by hoofie on Oct 9, 2023 7:34:00 GMT -7
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They just smile and call you something even more insulting.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 10, 2023 5:39:17 GMT -7
The problem with 10:30 PM is that it's exactly 1 minute before 2:30 AM if you're not careful.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 11, 2023 5:25:23 GMT -7
Men select their favorite sports team when they're 10 or 11, then let it make them upset for the rest of their lives.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 12, 2023 5:52:33 GMT -7
We should be able to call in healthy. "I woke up feeling really good and don't want to spoil it by going to work."
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Post by hoofie on Oct 13, 2023 7:18:56 GMT -7
God has favorites and clearly I'm not one of them.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 15, 2023 11:00:23 GMT -7
I'm now at the age where any new pain or sensation in my body makes me think "this is it, I'm punching out."
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Post by hoofie on Oct 17, 2023 11:48:16 GMT -7
Are there actually people who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth? Asking for a friend.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 19, 2023 5:15:51 GMT -7
My favorite part of Fall is when the mosquitos go back to hell.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 23, 2023 7:21:31 GMT -7
When I was growing up, bed time was 9PM. I couldn't wait to be grown up and go to bed whenever I want. Turns out it's 9PM.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 24, 2023 5:33:19 GMT -7
The fact that 20 years ago was 2003 and not the 80s is disturbing to me.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 25, 2023 8:24:27 GMT -7
If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in 4th so I wouldn't have to go up to the podium.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 26, 2023 5:48:55 GMT -7
I have a "dry clean only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 27, 2023 7:48:32 GMT -7
My spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get into a dumpster
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