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Post by hoofie on Oct 29, 2023 12:15:35 GMT -7
You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of neglect and bacon.
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Post by hoofie on Oct 30, 2023 5:14:11 GMT -7
When did the Bermuda Triangle stop working?
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Post by hoofie on Oct 31, 2023 5:33:16 GMT -7
Who decided to call it 'emotional baggage" and not "griefcase"?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 2, 2023 6:05:52 GMT -7
I got all of my Christmas shopping done today. I hope everyone likes Halloween stuff.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 7, 2023 6:24:37 GMT -7
I want to be stupid rich. I'm already stupid so I'm halfway there.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 8, 2023 9:49:38 GMT -7
I hate meeting people who immediately start throwing riddles at me like "what do you do for fun?" or "how are you?"
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Post by hoofie on Nov 9, 2023 7:33:38 GMT -7
The important thing about boobs is not their size, it's the person they're attached to.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 10, 2023 6:18:40 GMT -7
Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 13, 2023 7:46:25 GMT -7
Finally old enough to do what I want. Too tired to do any of it.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 15, 2023 7:10:55 GMT -7
Life seems to be a constant balancing act wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 16, 2023 11:34:21 GMT -7
I hate it when I want to take a nap but the nap doesn't want to take me.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 17, 2023 6:32:13 GMT -7
Going to work is so embarrassing. Letting everyone know you need money.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 20, 2023 9:13:31 GMT -7
Weekends aren't 2 days anymore. At my age, you need Sunday to get things done and mentally prepare for Monday. So it's just 1 day.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 22, 2023 10:01:45 GMT -7
Before phones, what did people look at while they drive?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 24, 2023 8:06:42 GMT -7
You know you're an adult, when you're excited about furniture with storage.
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