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Post by hoofie on Jan 13, 2020 6:19:21 GMT -7
Humans yelling at football on TV is the same as dogs barking at other dogs on TV.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 14, 2020 7:02:43 GMT -7
You don’t need a bra in outer space.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 15, 2020 6:58:56 GMT -7
Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip back over.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 16, 2020 11:07:41 GMT -7
I imagine what would happen if all the insects find out we are afraid of them
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Post by hoofie on Jan 17, 2020 6:05:00 GMT -7
The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear ‘Pavlov’ you automatically think of a dog.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 19, 2020 13:14:02 GMT -7
Thousands of years from now archaeologists will be speculating on why ancient humans collected and stored canine feces in non-biodegradable bags, and what ceremonial purposes it might have served
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Post by hoofie on Jan 20, 2020 7:41:53 GMT -7
Dogs make it acceptable for adults to play like children.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 21, 2020 6:06:56 GMT -7
Theoretically, pizza has the potential to be the most balanced meal all in one slice.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 22, 2020 6:58:26 GMT -7
If every adult grew to be the same height, airline seats would probably be pretty comfortable.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 23, 2020 7:31:55 GMT -7
You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 24, 2020 6:19:16 GMT -7
Rap is mostly for dudes who were ashamed to admit they were into poetry.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2020 12:42:36 GMT -7
You’re not actually cleaning somewhere, you’re just moving things to somewhere else that you don’t want to deal with
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Post by hoofie on Jan 27, 2020 6:09:41 GMT -7
If you suddenly started be able to hear people’s thoughts you would probably think you were developing schizophrenia rather than a super power.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 28, 2020 6:26:36 GMT -7
My bottle of kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, because mine is dirty.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 30, 2020 6:48:49 GMT -7
Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
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