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Post by jiminix on Jan 30, 2020 19:00:21 GMT -7
If every adult grew to be the same height, airline seats would probably be pretty comfortable. In a socialist society, they would be comfortable, but in a capitalist society, only first class would be comfortable.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 31, 2020 6:43:19 GMT -7
You would think most adults know how to use toilets but service stations prove us all wrong.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 1, 2020 15:09:09 GMT -7
Women’s longer average lifespan is partially cancelled out by longer wait times at public restrooms.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 2, 2020 13:41:33 GMT -7
There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 3, 2020 6:12:38 GMT -7
Someone out there holds the record for saying the word f-bomb the most times in one day.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 4, 2020 12:04:40 GMT -7
The fact that different countries don’t use different units of time is extremely convenient.
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Post by cajun2core on Feb 4, 2020 13:25:56 GMT -7
The fact that different countries don’t use different units of time is extremely convenient. Very. Also, just the fact that different countries also use the same numbering system is also helpful. It would be crazy if a country used a different base besides 10. It is interesting how the whole world settled down on one numbering system and time system and to some extent calendar but not the same alphabet.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 5, 2020 9:07:31 GMT -7
Never buy a boat. Be best friends with the person dumb enough to own a boat.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 6, 2020 6:53:19 GMT -7
Technically, all socks are a foot long.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 7, 2020 9:30:09 GMT -7
Cut apple taste better than eating a whole apple
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Post by hoofie on Feb 8, 2020 12:01:51 GMT -7
If I were a plastic surgeon, I would offer to put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 10, 2020 6:58:44 GMT -7
If you’re an unsuccessful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re poor. If you’re a successful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re down-to-earth.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 11, 2020 7:01:25 GMT -7
If you're standing at sea level, there's likely more people buried above you than below you.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 12, 2020 8:13:24 GMT -7
Babysitting: A job for teenagers to be adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 13, 2020 8:47:40 GMT -7
Some day you’re gonna go to bed and not wake up. Or some day you’ll wake up and not go to bed.
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