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Post by hoofie on Jul 23, 2020 6:38:12 GMT -7
Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 24, 2020 7:59:01 GMT -7
“Old McDonald” gets a lot darker when you realize everything is past tense.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 25, 2020 12:38:41 GMT -7
Killing two birds with one stone never specified how many times you can throw the stone.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 27, 2020 6:12:21 GMT -7
You don’t realize how much you use your thumb until you have a bandaid on it.
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Post by cajun2core on Jul 27, 2020 7:14:46 GMT -7
You don’t realize how much you use your thumb until you have a bandaid on it. Or you have it in a splint which prevents movement.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 28, 2020 6:22:04 GMT -7
Chances are; The person who tells you that he'll be there in 7 minutes will arrive way before the one who'll be there in 5.
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Post by hoofie on Jul 29, 2020 6:03:26 GMT -7
If a girl lets you smell something, its usually gonna smell nice. If a boy does it, its usually gonna bad
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Post by hoofie on Jul 30, 2020 9:00:54 GMT -7
Sometimes you wish you had a throwaway account, for real life
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Post by hoofie on Jul 31, 2020 7:31:20 GMT -7
We'll throw away the leftovers from a $30 steak dinner but a $3 tube of toothpaste doesn't get chucked until every last drop of toothpaste is gone.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 2, 2020 11:56:52 GMT -7
S’mores but with a Reese’s cup instead of a piece of chocolate. You're welcome.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 3, 2020 5:51:03 GMT -7
More than often, the tags at the back of a tshirt are not used for the instructions or warnings they have, but for knowing which side is the front, and which one is the back.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 5, 2020 7:19:45 GMT -7
Today I got asked out by 4 women. I accidentally went into the ladies restroom.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 6, 2020 8:39:22 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Aug 7, 2020 5:57:34 GMT -7
Experience is what you get immediately after you really needed it.
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Post by hoofie on Aug 9, 2020 12:23:24 GMT -7
Eating cake alongside ice cream sounds fine, but eating cake and then eating ice cream an hour later seems unhealthy.
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