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Post by hoofie on Mar 2, 2017 9:05:52 GMT -7
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 3, 2017 10:36:20 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 4, 2017 13:10:08 GMT -7
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 5, 2017 10:53:21 GMT -7
Chuck Norris wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 9, 2017 13:46:25 GMT -7
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Post by boomhower on Mar 9, 2017 14:20:30 GMT -7
Is that you Nads? 😁
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Post by hoofie on Mar 10, 2017 7:11:53 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 10, 2017 13:38:59 GMT -7
Mistakes learn from Chuck Norris.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 12, 2017 10:45:17 GMT -7
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 13, 2017 7:03:27 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Post by JMHO on Mar 13, 2017 16:05:20 GMT -7
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 14, 2017 13:40:59 GMT -7
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 15, 2017 9:37:17 GMT -7
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 16, 2017 5:47:28 GMT -7
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 17, 2017 5:51:24 GMT -7
It takes Chuck Norris 15 seconds to cook Minute Rice.
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