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Post by hoofie on Feb 16, 2017 6:43:18 GMT -7
Here's a thread for your favorite Chuck Norris-isms. I'll start:
Chuck Norris can win tic-tac-toe in one move.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 16, 2017 9:49:40 GMT -7
Chuck Norris does not do push ups, the Earth actually moves down.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 17, 2017 12:42:38 GMT -7
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 5 grueling days, the cobra died. ............................................................................... Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it. ............................................................................................ Chuck Norris can make snow angels on cured concrete.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 17, 2017 15:42:31 GMT -7
Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 18, 2017 14:00:55 GMT -7
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 18, 2017 16:28:07 GMT -7
Chuck Norris once single handedly killed 97 Afghan terrorists using his M-16 assault rifle. Then he flipped off the safety switch and shot 500 more of them.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 19, 2017 13:23:20 GMT -7
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 20, 2017 10:56:12 GMT -7
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 22, 2017 6:34:42 GMT -7
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 22, 2017 9:51:42 GMT -7
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 25, 2017 12:00:58 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 26, 2017 12:26:26 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 28, 2017 13:35:11 GMT -7
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 28, 2017 14:52:48 GMT -7
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 1, 2017 8:19:00 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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