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Post by hoofie on Mar 18, 2017 10:58:29 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 19, 2017 10:50:09 GMT -7
Chuck Norris trims his beard with a hedge trimmer.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 20, 2017 5:40:17 GMT -7
Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling match with both hands tied behind his back.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 20, 2017 10:43:40 GMT -7
A bullet proof vest puts Chuck Norris on front of it when it's being shot at by a gun.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 21, 2017 6:26:52 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can do no handed push-ups.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 22, 2017 6:04:13 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 23, 2017 5:02:15 GMT -7
Once a man had a dream about Chuck Norris and woke up with a black eye!
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Post by hoofie on Mar 26, 2017 9:34:05 GMT -7
Chuck Norris made his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old..... it landed yesterday.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 27, 2017 5:56:19 GMT -7
Chuck Norris is not afraid of things that go bump in the night. The night is afraid of bumping into Chuck Norris.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 28, 2017 8:00:45 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can make water drown.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 29, 2017 8:15:18 GMT -7
When Chuck Norris was on celebrity Wheel of Fortune, he spun first. It's still going.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 30, 2017 7:36:09 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Friday.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 2, 2017 11:40:40 GMT -7
Chuck Norris can score a hole in one in football, touchdown in baseball, and a home run in golf.
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Post by ranger06 on Apr 5, 2017 17:45:59 GMT -7
Time and tide wait on no man.......... except Chuck Noris
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Post by hoofie on Apr 6, 2017 5:22:42 GMT -7
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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