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Post by hoofie on Mar 29, 2021 10:55:13 GMT -7
Computer keyboards need those little trap doors on the bottom of them like toasters have.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 30, 2021 7:37:05 GMT -7
Since kidney stones are made of solidified urine, technically, they are peenuts.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 31, 2021 8:22:10 GMT -7
Sleeping with pets and having audiobooks read as you fall asleep isn't that far separated from stuffed animals and bedtime stories...
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Post by hoofie on Apr 5, 2021 7:02:34 GMT -7
People in car commercials some how live in cities with zero traffic.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 6, 2021 7:13:33 GMT -7
If you ever feel useless, just remember that Bikini Bottom has a fire department
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Post by hoofie on Apr 7, 2021 5:25:09 GMT -7
Putting yourself in danger and succeeding is considered brave, but putting yourself in danger and failing is considered stupid.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 8, 2021 6:00:52 GMT -7
"You've got some food stuck in there" would sound alright coming from a dentist but not from a gynecologist.
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Post by cajun2core on Apr 8, 2021 9:28:35 GMT -7
"You've got some food stuck in there" would sound alright coming from a dentist but not from a gynecologist. or a proctologist!
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Post by hoofie on Apr 9, 2021 6:56:07 GMT -7
Attractive people live in a world that is much more polite than the rest of the world
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Post by hoofie on Apr 10, 2021 11:57:10 GMT -7
There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 13, 2021 6:18:55 GMT -7
Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 14, 2021 9:27:17 GMT -7
If you stare at a Squirrel long enough, it will die.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 15, 2021 5:47:02 GMT -7
Nothing gets you to change your opinion quicker than having a complete idiot agree with you.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 16, 2021 6:12:28 GMT -7
Visiting a water park is probably about the closest you can get to feeling like a flushed turd.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 19, 2021 6:27:45 GMT -7
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