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Post by hoofie on Nov 25, 2023 13:22:15 GMT -7
The secret to a successful marriage is to be the first to wake up and say "I didn't sleep well."
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Post by hoofie on Nov 28, 2023 10:11:02 GMT -7
I've finally reached the age where I understand why people get so excited when they win an appliance.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 29, 2023 6:14:14 GMT -7
Christmas is all about giving, so I'm giving up.
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Post by hoofie on Nov 30, 2023 6:24:19 GMT -7
What's everyone wearing for this year's toyotathon?
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Post by hoofie on Nov 30, 2023 8:25:37 GMT -7
If waffles evolved from pancakes, why are there still pancakes?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 1, 2023 6:25:42 GMT -7
Who decided that eyes and teeth should be separate from regular healthcare?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 4, 2023 6:39:57 GMT -7
Why is tamales pronounced tamales and females is pronounced females instead of females?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 6, 2023 5:55:51 GMT -7
They say that the more colorful your salad is the better it is for you. That's why I sprinkle M&Ms on my salads.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 12, 2023 5:54:52 GMT -7
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 14, 2023 11:28:47 GMT -7
Me mature? I still chuckle when the ketchup bottle "farts".
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Post by hoofie on Dec 19, 2023 5:54:25 GMT -7
I just want to apologize to people I called old at 30 when I was 18.
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Post by cajun2core on Dec 19, 2023 7:23:12 GMT -7
I just want to apologize to people I called old at 30 when I was 18. Glad to see you are okay. You went a few days there without posting. I was beginning to wonder.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 21, 2023 11:30:53 GMT -7
I'm so glad, that as a generation, we agree not to iron clothes.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 26, 2023 5:56:57 GMT -7
Why does W start with a D?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 27, 2023 5:53:54 GMT -7
Please stop asking me how I'm doing. I don't know, I'm ignoring me.
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