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Post by hoofie on Dec 6, 2016 6:04:25 GMT -7
<abbr>. duplicate</abbr>
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Post by hoofie on Dec 7, 2016 10:06:01 GMT -7
I don’t know if they are related, but I installed adblock and suddenly all single girls in my area vanished!
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Post by JMHO on Dec 8, 2016 11:49:52 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 9, 2016 6:09:35 GMT -7
I’m not fat, I’m famine resistant.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 10, 2016 14:29:43 GMT -7
My new years resolution was to lose 20 pounds. Only 42 pounds to go!
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Post by hoofie on Dec 12, 2016 8:17:08 GMT -7
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 13, 2016 6:12:39 GMT -7
What if we once were able to make wishes but then some a$$hole wished we couldn't any more?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 13, 2016 10:38:03 GMT -7
I haven’t been naked for a full 24 hours ever since I was born.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 13, 2016 16:24:25 GMT -7
We give infants plastic boxes with shapes carved into them so they can learn shapes, but half of the population doesn’t know how to plug in an HDMI cord.
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Post by JMHO on Dec 14, 2016 8:49:19 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 10:54:12 GMT -7
IF someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,is it considered a hostage situation?
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Post by JMHO on Dec 15, 2016 9:28:58 GMT -7
Vampire children are taught never to run with a wooden stake.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 17, 2016 11:36:45 GMT -7
“Press any button to continue” does not include the off button.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 17:37:24 GMT -7
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 18, 2016 13:26:10 GMT -7
What if instead of being half empty or half full, the glass is just twice as big as it needs to be?
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