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Post by JMHO on Dec 19, 2016 13:23:56 GMT -7
If the world was blind, how many people would you impress?
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Post by hoofie on Dec 21, 2016 12:25:50 GMT -7
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 22, 2016 6:42:10 GMT -7
I miss the days when I could bend over to pick something up without inadvertently groaning or making noises.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 23, 2016 6:43:28 GMT -7
“He’s nice, once you get to know him.” is a just a nice way of saying, “He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it.”
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Post by hoofie on Dec 23, 2016 9:45:54 GMT -7
There should be a holiday for people who work the holidays.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 24, 2016 14:59:02 GMT -7
Let’s have a moment of silence for everyone born near Christmas who gets one present that “counts for both.”
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Post by hoofie on Dec 26, 2016 9:13:31 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Dec 27, 2016 11:35:25 GMT -7
I get mad at the radio for playing the same songs over and over again, so I turn on my own playlist and play the same songs over and over again.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 28, 2016 6:46:54 GMT -7
Never has a generation so diligently documented themselves accomplishing so little.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 28, 2016 15:39:24 GMT -7
If a group of necrophiliacs met up with a group of zombies, who would do the chasing??
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Post by hoofie on Dec 29, 2016 7:08:53 GMT -7
Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with those that don't have it.
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Post by jiminix on Dec 29, 2016 10:18:13 GMT -7
Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with those that don't have it. Common sense must be the most plentiful thing there is, Rene Descartes said in the 1600s -- nobody wants more of it or thinks they need more of it than they already have.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2016 6:40:29 GMT -7
I saw a guy at Starbucks today, no phone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there drinking his Coffee like a psychopath.
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Post by hoofie on Dec 30, 2016 10:06:55 GMT -7
At least I’m not passive aggressive, like some people I know.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 1, 2017 12:07:12 GMT -7
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to a bulldozer.
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