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Post by hoofie on Mar 20, 2020 5:42:23 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Mar 20, 2020 10:53:43 GMT -7
Mother Nature has told all of us to go to our rooms.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 21, 2020 12:10:54 GMT -7
The census could be completed in just a few hours if nobody got their $1000 check until they registered.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 23, 2020 5:29:12 GMT -7
Chances are, there are some really pissed off people around the world who recently finished their house arrest sentence.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 24, 2020 8:32:46 GMT -7
Whole bunch of parents are finding out the teachers were right, their kids really are idiots.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 25, 2020 6:01:49 GMT -7
If you ask someone if they smoke, and they respond with “cigarettes?,” they’ve just answered two questions.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 26, 2020 5:42:33 GMT -7
There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting their car dirty. The second is happy when it rains because the rain is getting their car clean.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 30, 2020 6:26:49 GMT -7
It’s going to seem weird singing the hand washing song at birthdays.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 31, 2020 5:37:44 GMT -7
Within a month we’ll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 1, 2020 10:42:17 GMT -7
I know that I am an idiot but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 2, 2020 5:30:50 GMT -7
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes others are making.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 3, 2020 11:39:03 GMT -7
As a kid your bed is in the corner of the room so you have more room for playing. As an adult your bed is in the center of the room for the exact same reason.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 4, 2020 11:26:02 GMT -7
If you don't do stupid things when you're young, you'll have nothing to laugh about later in your life.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 6, 2020 6:11:29 GMT -7
We find it adorable when dogs do human things but disturbing when humans do dog things
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Post by hoofie on Apr 9, 2020 6:31:14 GMT -7
Commas, are, reading, speed, bumps.
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