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Post by hoofie on Apr 25, 2020 13:57:19 GMT -7
Reading books from a 100 years ago doesn't really show how technology has changed society. It just shows us how people have always been the same, but modern technology enables us to do stupid acts faster and more efficiently.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 26, 2020 12:31:15 GMT -7
I bet 85% of gym members don’t even know their gym is shut down.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 27, 2020 5:04:52 GMT -7
All genuine leather clothes are used
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Post by hoofie on Apr 28, 2020 5:03:37 GMT -7
We live in a world where bacon is cooked and cookies are baked.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 29, 2020 5:07:22 GMT -7
Trust works very similar to the way a sticker does. Once its removed, it may stick again, but not as strong as it did when you first applied it.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 30, 2020 7:00:21 GMT -7
There is no greater joy than randomly finding junk food you’ve forgotten you’ve bought.
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Post by hoofie on May 1, 2020 11:06:52 GMT -7
Every invisible person looks the same.
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Post by hoofie on May 2, 2020 13:06:05 GMT -7
Every bottle of alcohol is a single serving if you're committed enough.
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Post by hoofie on May 3, 2020 12:17:26 GMT -7
It sucks when you're really good at something that you don't like doing.
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Post by hoofie on May 4, 2020 5:53:04 GMT -7
There seems to be some sort of correlation between how large your sunglasses are and how entitled you act.
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Post by hoofie on May 6, 2020 6:55:02 GMT -7
Sometimes when you're in a heated argument with someone it's best to just let them be wrong.
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Post by hoofie on May 7, 2020 5:41:11 GMT -7
If you hate the way you look, you’re not ugly, you’re just not your type.
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Post by hoofie on May 18, 2020 7:32:18 GMT -7
I sleep better naked. Why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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Post by hoofie on May 19, 2020 5:16:59 GMT -7
I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
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Post by hoofie on May 21, 2020 6:23:34 GMT -7
If there was a cure for stupid, stupid people wouldn't take it.
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