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Post by hoofie on May 21, 2020 6:24:13 GMT -7
The word number doesn’t have the letter ‘o’ in it, but we abbreviate it as “no.”
What's up with that?
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Post by hoofie on May 22, 2020 14:12:07 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on May 23, 2020 13:17:21 GMT -7
Juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open.
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Post by hoofie on May 24, 2020 12:43:18 GMT -7
Someone needs to invent a microwave which scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it's supposed to be cooked.
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Post by hoofie on May 25, 2020 6:24:20 GMT -7
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
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Post by hoofie on May 27, 2020 5:46:39 GMT -7
The dumbest thing we all did as a kid was wish we were an adult.
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Post by hoofie on May 28, 2020 5:56:38 GMT -7
We all owe 2019 a sincere apology.
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Post by hoofie on May 29, 2020 10:09:15 GMT -7
Everyone says we should follow our dreams, so I'm going back to bed.
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Post by hoofie on May 30, 2020 12:18:19 GMT -7
Nothing disappoints more than carefully choosing the last bite from a meal and then realizing that it was not as tender as its appearance led you to believe.
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Post by hoofie on May 31, 2020 13:26:55 GMT -7
Zero g unlocks the possibility for double sided pizza.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 1, 2020 5:03:08 GMT -7
FYI - You pee on a Jelly Fish sting not a jelly stain.
Again, my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 2, 2020 5:49:40 GMT -7
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 3, 2020 6:06:32 GMT -7
True betrayal is the sudden urge to take a dump immediately after showering.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 4, 2020 5:20:53 GMT -7
The scariest part about explosives isn't when they go off, its when they don't go off.
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Post by hoofie on Jun 5, 2020 11:53:01 GMT -7
Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?".
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