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Post by hoofie on Jan 3, 2024 11:24:28 GMT -7
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Post by hoofie on Jan 8, 2024 11:23:22 GMT -7
I just saw someone my age being talented. My day is ruined.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 15, 2024 11:27:18 GMT -7
I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 60 when I was 30.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 17, 2024 5:53:17 GMT -7
...transition lenses that get darker the longer someone talks to you.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 22, 2024 5:57:25 GMT -7
If we use the self checkout line we should get the employee discount
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Post by hoofie on Jan 22, 2024 5:59:07 GMT -7
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it's 1999.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 25, 2024 5:43:01 GMT -7
If we could just get through this month we'll have one more month to go to get through another month.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 26, 2024 11:28:47 GMT -7
You'll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.
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Post by hoofie on Jan 29, 2024 5:58:24 GMT -7
I wish I lacked critical thinking skills. Y'all seem so happy.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 1, 2024 11:26:52 GMT -7
Messed up already. 2025 gonna be my year!
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Post by hoofie on Feb 5, 2024 5:55:32 GMT -7
I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it's not working.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 8, 2024 11:31:01 GMT -7
To me, drinking responsibly is not spilling it.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 9, 2024 6:01:31 GMT -7
I think everyone should have a one-time, limited access to a list of anyone that ever had a crush on you.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 14, 2024 5:53:35 GMT -7
You ever feel like, "I'm not wasting my favorite shirt on today?"
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Post by hoofie on Feb 19, 2024 5:56:16 GMT -7
Sleep is a primitive time machine to breakfast.
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