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Post by hoofie on Feb 21, 2024 5:53:25 GMT -7
Two day weekends are starting to feel like 30 minute lunch breaks.
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Post by hoofie on Feb 26, 2024 5:53:32 GMT -7
If I say good night and an hour later you see me on line, it's not because I lied. It's because I failed.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 5, 2024 5:51:34 GMT -7
The cool thing about getting old is that you hear from your skeleton a lot more.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 13, 2024 10:49:33 GMT -7
It's always "this month's statement is available", and not "this month is on us."
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Post by hoofie on Mar 18, 2024 10:28:22 GMT -7
I don't know how to act around warm bread.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 26, 2024 5:02:39 GMT -7
Remember when we thought Monday was the worst day? Now it's all of them.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 27, 2024 5:00:45 GMT -7
Humans have made life way more complicated than it should be.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 29, 2024 4:49:07 GMT -7
I was born to be wild but only until 8 or 9 PM.
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Post by hoofie on Mar 29, 2024 10:24:39 GMT -7
I am bisexual I have sex twice a year
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Post by hoofie on Apr 3, 2024 4:51:56 GMT -7
Some days a kind word or picture of boobs will make someone's day.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 4, 2024 10:28:20 GMT -7
If my brain was a computer, it would be getting warm and making that buzzing noise.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 12, 2024 4:51:27 GMT -7
The last time I went to urgent care I checked off "excessive crying" as a symptom. The nurse was confused then explained that that was for babies.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 15, 2024 4:49:42 GMT -7
Technically, a solar eclipse is when the sun is literally getting mooned.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 15, 2024 10:27:56 GMT -7
The definition of cordial is never speaking again until necessary.
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Post by hoofie on Apr 18, 2024 4:50:11 GMT -7
If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, technically, you only had 1 piece.
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